Texas Longhorn BBQ Rub

If you go down to the woods today, you’re in  for a big surprise!

Mostly because there’s wild animals there and you’ll probably run into a Drop Bear or Lithuanian Vampire Pigeon.

Worse still, you might be Shanghai-ed by an Tibetan Mountain Climbing Duck-Dog and they do not take kindly to strangers.

Surprise!

Make sure you wear a red hat!