Rattling Chains Sweet Chilli Mayo Dipping Sauce

Where does it end? 

Or for that matter, where did it start?

And what happened in that middle bit?

Pffft.... beats me...

But it really does pose interesting and deeply existential questions....

You know, questions like:        What does Purple smell like?

How many is too many?

And Did Gilligan ever get off the Island?

Let’s be honest, no-one really cares about Purple and the real answer I want is when is it OK to wear my favourite mini-skirt in public again?

I still don’t understand why they kicked me out of Bunnos...

Silly Public Decency laws....